You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
BILL HICKSI do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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The economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s cracking down… on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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