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  • Bill Burr Quote - Haven’t you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?
  • Bill Burr Quote - Haven’t you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?
  • Bill Burr Quote - Haven’t you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?
  • Bill Burr Quote - Haven’t you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?
  • Bill Burr Quote - Haven’t you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?
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Haven’t you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?

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    I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.

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    I was a feature one time and they gave me host money. When I called to complain the guy goes “no you didn’t feature, you co-hosted”. He literally invented a term so he didn’t have to pay me. And obviously that check bounced!

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    You’ll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There’s no risk when you go after a dream. There’s a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.

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    My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.

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    Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

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    There is a very difficult period in a comedian’s career – it’s that window of time where you’re good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.

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    When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It’s always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

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    If this goes into sweatshop labor, I’m quitting this podcast.

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    Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn’t work out. But maybe because it didn’t work out, that’s why I ended up on ‘Breaking Bad;’ I don’t know.

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    Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, ‘What do you think you’re doing!’ The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I got really scared and took off as fast as I could.

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    Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it’s a fun place to live.

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    I am so pro-swine flu… I want it. We need a plague. It’s got to happen; don’t be afraid. It’s only going to kill the weak.

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    The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.

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    So many people there are in politics that they’re overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They’re so damned concerned about what everyone else is thinking.

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