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Bill Burr

For aspiring comedians? Don’t listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
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Comedian Goes Thinking
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don’t. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
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Miserable Misery Thinking
I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are really talented and scared to follow their talent because you don’t know where it’s going.
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Giving People School
Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, ‘What do you think you’re doing!’ The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I got really scared and took off as fast as I could.
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Began Doing Follow Speeding Start Yelling
Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I’m yelling?
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People Week Yelling
[I’m] more German than Irish.
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Country Irish More
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Issue Rabbit Role Something Though Women
As a big music fan, England is an amazing place to go.
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Amazing Fans Places
Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It’s not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it’s a pile of rocks next to a highway. There’s actually a highway right next to it, but you don’t see that in pictures.
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Book Looks Rocks
I just do my act. If people in England don’t get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
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Country Fun People
You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, ‘You know what? We don’t think you’re smart enough for an office, but we don’t want you to look at anybody.
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Office Smart Thinking
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.
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Love Obviously Radio
I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?
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Dead Kings Needs Walking
I enjoy collaborating with other people.
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Collaborating Enjoy People
Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.
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Beautiful Gun Light
Michael Price is the showrunner so nobody works harder than him.
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Hard Nobody Work Harder

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