Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.
BILL BURRI enjoy collaborating with other people.
More Bill Burr Quotes
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It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there.
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You’ll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There’s no risk when you go after a dream. There’s a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.
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Don’t be a jerk to other comics and don’t let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you’re going to get somewhere.
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The greatest comebacks ever – watching [Donald Trump] get the nomination for the Republican Party is the most astounding thing I’ve ever seen.
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My neighbor’s not even listening to me. He’s all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He’s convinced it was designed by NASA. “Actually, it’s got two nozzles, one for the hot and one for the…”
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There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.
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I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.
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My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn’t be funny, but to observe it, it’s hilarious.
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Something that’s going to get the blood going. Or you can let those thoughts take you right down the rabbit hole.
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London was like that too. It was that time of year when all the rich kids with the oil money have their cars shipped over.
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Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on [Adolf] Hitler, and I was worried about how they’d react, but they loved it.
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If this goes into sweatshop labor, I’m quitting this podcast.
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If you get a chance to go outside of the country, you start examining where you’re from and some of the thought processes.
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I consider Ric Flair to be one of the great comedic minds. But I never got to see him growing up because that was back when they still had territories.
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Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else’s success is not your failure.
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