Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
BETTY WHITEI’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
More Betty White Quotes
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Doing drama is, in a sense, easier. In doing comedy, if you don’t get that laugh, there’s something wrong.
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The bottom line is, I’m blessed with good health. On top of that, I don’t go around thinking ‘Oh, I’m 90, I better do this or I better do that.’ I’m just Betty. I’m the same Betty that I’ve always been. Take it or leave it.
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I’m having the time of my life and the fact that I’m still working – how lucky can you get? I’m 90 years old and still able to work as much as I do. That’s a privilege.
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I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
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If you’re walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing.
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I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.
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I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.
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Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
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I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they’re spying on somebody who doesn’t know they’re looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously – you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.
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It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.
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Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.
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I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it.
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I really don’t care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.
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I’ve worked with Morris Animal Foundation for more than 40 years now, and I’m so proud of all they’ve done to advance veterinary medicine for animals worldwide.
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I don’t get political.
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When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.
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I’m a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.
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I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He’s a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
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Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health – I don’t abuse it.
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I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple.
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A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.
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I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
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The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.
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Why retire from something if you’re loving it so much and enjoying it so much, and you’re blessed with another group of people to work with like the gang on ‘Hot in Cleveland?’ Why would I think of retiring? What would I do with myself?
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Animals are near and dear to my heart, and I’ve devoted my life to trying to improve their lives.
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I’m the luckiest broad on two feet, I’ll tell you that. They say once a woman passes 40 she doesn’t get any good parts, so I’m blessed.
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