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I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

Betty White

I’m in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Book Myself Writing
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He’s a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
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Breed Career Dog Guide Myself Pet
I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.
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Bad Exercise Home Memories Myself Time
Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Better Criticism Human Lying Myself
You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.
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Animal Character Hands Yourself
I really don’t care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.
BETTY WHITE

Care Human Myself Sleep
I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Business Myself Pay Show Stay
You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, ‘Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I’m going to hear all the things I don’t want to hear.’
BETTY WHITE

Activist Animal Focus Myself Point Problem Public Thinking
I’ve worked with Morris Animal Foundation for more than 40 years now, and I’m so proud of all they’ve done to advance veterinary medicine for animals worldwide.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Doctor Medicine Myself Work World
If you’re walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing.
BETTY WHITE

Disappear Hate Man Myself Open Protection Road Walk
I’m in the acting business. That’s the ego business.
BETTY WHITE

Act Business Ego Myself
I’m not what you might call sexy, but I’m romantic. Let’s put it that way.
BETTY WHITE

Character Myself Romantic Sex Way
I think that a show that is as successful as ‘The Golden Girls’ is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. If you don’t feel proud to be part of a show that has that kind of track record, then shame on you, because that’s a privilege.
BETTY WHITE

Feeling Myself Privilege Proud Record Success Thinking Track
I don’t seem to require a lot of sleep. I just – if I get four, five good hours, I’m fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There’s a lot of other good stuff that you can do without just lying down and closing your eyes.
BETTY WHITE

Eyes Goodness Lying Sleep Thing Yourself
During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.
BETTY WHITE

Build Care Depression Dog Father Money Myself
I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!
BETTY WHITE

Children Comedy Myself Strength

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