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I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

Betty White

It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.
BETTY WHITE

Enjoyment Laughter Myself Serious
I’m not what you might call sexy, but I’m romantic. Let’s put it that way.
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Character Myself Romantic Sex Way
Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we’re abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.
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Beautiful Hard Myself Planet Return Wild
Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health – I don’t abuse it.
BETTY WHITE

Abuse Care Comedy Fun Health Myself
When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.
BETTY WHITE

Communication Direction Greatness Idea Myself Realization
I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple.
BETTY WHITE

Business Fun Myself People Simplicity
I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!
BETTY WHITE

Children Comedy Myself Strength
I’ve worked with Morris Animal Foundation for more than 40 years now, and I’m so proud of all they’ve done to advance veterinary medicine for animals worldwide.
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Animal Doctor Medicine Myself Work World
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
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Dirty Humor Myself Preference
I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they’re spying on somebody who doesn’t know they’re looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously – you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.
BETTY WHITE

Camera Enjoyment Hide People Reaction Serious Yourself
It’s been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven’t been away, guys. I’ve been working steadily for the last 63 years.
BETTY WHITE

Congrats Hard Work Myself Phenomenal Work
I think it’s your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that’s a waste of a lovely life. ‘Oh… I’m 30, oh, I’m 40, oh, 50.’ Make the most of it.
BETTY WHITE

Attitude Mental Myself Thinking Wasted Time
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
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Funny Myself Retirement Vocabulary Way
I don’t seem to require a lot of sleep. I just – if I get four, five good hours, I’m fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There’s a lot of other good stuff that you can do without just lying down and closing your eyes.
BETTY WHITE

Eyes Goodness Lying Sleep Thing Yourself
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
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Children Funny Laughter Mom Myself
You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, ‘Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I’m going to hear all the things I don’t want to hear.’
BETTY WHITE

Activist Animal Focus Myself Point Problem Public Thinking

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