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When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.

Betty White

I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.
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Bad Exercise Home Memories Myself Time
I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
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Animal Learning Turn Yourself
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
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Dirty Humor Myself Preference
I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.
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Myself Social Media Sound Unknown Wasted Time
If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn’t work, you’re a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn’t sound great to me!
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Failure Greatness Myself Sound Work
I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it.
BETTY WHITE

Enjoyment Myself People
Doing drama is, in a sense, easier. In doing comedy, if you don’t get that laugh, there’s something wrong.
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Comedy Drama Easy Laughter Myself Wrong
I enjoy being busy, I really do. Remember, I’m the stub end of the railroad. I have no family, so I’m not taking busy time away from people that I should be spending it with. So I’m just relaxing and enjoying it.
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Enjoyment Myself People Relax Remember
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Humor Joke Yourself
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.
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Cook Dog Food Kitchen Myself
I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.
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Age Attitude Instagram Captions Myself
I’m a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.
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Myself Negative Optimism Positive Try
I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!
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Children Comedy Myself Strength
A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.
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Appreciation Body Comment Compliment Eyes Myself
I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
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Enjoyment Myself Sex Willing
I’m so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus. But I didn’t choose to have children because I’m focused on my career. And I just don’t think, as compulsive as I am, that I could manage both.
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Children Focus Management Myself Pregnant Thinking

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