Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
BETTE MIDLERThe old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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There’s a kind of emotional exploration you plumb with a friend that you don’t really do with your family.
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Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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I was brought up on rock-‘n’-roll. It was sort of funny because I couldn’t get interested in anything else – I tried and tried but I couldn’t get into science…or mathematics, I just cut myself off from anything else there was to get interested in.
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People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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We are all part of the ecosystem.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I’d set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.
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[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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I believe that Judy Garland’s artistry was so fine. I mean, when people say: ‘oh, she brought so much of her life to her music’, I don’t really believe that. I believe that she didn’t have to. She just was a moving human being. That was her gift.
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A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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