I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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More Bette Midler Quotes
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You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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The first time I saw a picture of [fabled actress] Ethel Barrymore – she was on Broadway and she was wearing pearls. I thought, “That’s who I should grow up to be.” It’s odd, because it was her physical image that I wanted;
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I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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Self-esteem is something you have to earn!
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I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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