Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
BETTE MIDLERDo I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Total contentment is only for cows.
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I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.
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