GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
BETTE MIDLERit will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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While I was growing up, I believed I could do anything I could think of. So the challenge was always to keep thinking – to get to where I wanted to be and then to think of somewhere else to go.
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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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I’m working my way toward divinity.
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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It’s the one who won’t be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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