I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
BETTE MIDLERI married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
More Bette Midler Quotes
-
-
I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
BETTE MIDLER -
The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
BETTE MIDLER -
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
BETTE MIDLER -
My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
BETTE MIDLER -
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
BETTE MIDLER -
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
BETTE MIDLER -
I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
BETTE MIDLER -
it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
BETTE MIDLER -
From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
BETTE MIDLER -
The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.
BETTE MIDLER -
I don’t need anyone to write me a show in my style, I would like to do a show in a style that wasn’t my style, because that’s the only way I can grow up and grow out.
BETTE MIDLER -
When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
BETTE MIDLER -
Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
BETTE MIDLER -
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
BETTE MIDLER -
Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
BETTE MIDLER