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Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.

Bette Midler

You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
BETTE MIDLER

Bread Sliced Thinking
I believe that Judy Garland’s artistry was so fine. I mean, when people say: ‘oh, she brought so much of her life to her music’, I don’t really believe that. I believe that she didn’t have to. She just was a moving human being. That was her gift.
BETTE MIDLER

Believe Mean Moving
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
BETTE MIDLER

Dresses Sound Way
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
BETTE MIDLER

Nominate Oscar Remember
Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Mean People Trying
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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All Delivered Want
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
BETTE MIDLER

Funny Humorous Memorable
[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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Princess Royalty Spite
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
BETTE MIDLER

Born Entertaining Way
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
BETTE MIDLER

Anything Clothes Feels Right
Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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Block Positively Sound
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
BETTE MIDLER

About Enough Thinking
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
BETTE MIDLER

Chain Devil Soul
Lay a foundation – get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.
BETTE MIDLER

Enough Foundation Great Lay

Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.

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