If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
BETTE MIDLERPeople have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
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Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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I had no idea of being a star, all I knew was that I wanted to be a great actress, I wanted to work as an actress. So I thought the way I would be a great actress was to sing and dance first.
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hen you’re in your third adulthood, the one that leads to the grave, and you ask yourself, “What will I do between now and then?” Instead of thinking in terms of glamour, you start thinking in terms of reform – your contribution to the world.
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