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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

Bette Midler

Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
Self-esteem is something you have to earn!
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Earn Self Esteem Something
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Obligation People Potential
Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
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Acceptance Inspirational Strong Women
From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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Distance Men Ocean
I sold my soul to rock ‘n’ roll.
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Rocks Roll Sold Soul
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.
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Flower Heart River
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Divine God Mad
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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Effect Good Read Sensitive
When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I’d set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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Done Looks Mountain
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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Clothes Heart People

Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

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