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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

Bette Midler

Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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Country Cutting Parks
We are all part of the ecosystem.
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All Ecosystems Parts
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you’re playing somebody’s mother – and there aren’t even a lot of those roles!
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Age Culture Mother
I’m working my way toward divinity.
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Divinity Quality Way
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.
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Flower Heart River
Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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Autumn Spring Summer
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Memorable Women
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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Cadillacs Couple Sex
From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
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Age Ran Treadmill
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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Attitude People Space
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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Jakhammer Poetry Rap
I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Heaven Home World
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work

Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

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