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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Age Birthday Funny Mind
Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!
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Cities Sometimes Soul Wake
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That’s what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.
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Men Parent Pay
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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Thinking Two War
Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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Autumn Spring Summer
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Men Plenty Relationship
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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Anything Stretch Work
We are all part of the ecosystem.
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All Ecosystems Parts
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Hard People Self Esteem Work
I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Art Cancer Light
Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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Cooking Life Perfect
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable

Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

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