Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
BETTE MIDLERI wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
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Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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I was brought up on rock-‘n’-roll. It was sort of funny because I couldn’t get interested in anything else – I tried and tried but I couldn’t get into science…or mathematics, I just cut myself off from anything else there was to get interested in.
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it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn’t take anything drastic. You needn’t be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I’d set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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