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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.

Bette Midler

Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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Brutal People Previously Today
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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Flag Passionate Running
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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Book Saws World
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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Depression Eating Speak
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way
It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.
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Beats Important Off Pissed
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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Cleaning Ideas Superwoman
People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Obligation People Potential
When I turned 50, I threw myself a big birthday party, and I looked seriously at what my life has been about. I recommend this to everybody. Ask yourself, “What have I done? How did I do it? Where’d I mess up?
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Assessment Land Party
From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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Distance Men Ocean
I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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Stories Way Years
Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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Autumn Spring Summer
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just

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