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I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.

Bette Midler

My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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Daughter Independent Real
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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Anything Stretch Work
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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Careers People Want
Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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Cities People Want
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
I loved the photographs of people wearing elaborate makeup and costumes – they really pulled at me inside. I was in that library every week for years, until I was about 13. I had a rich interior life, because I didn’t have much of a social life.
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Books Costumes Love Photograph Until
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying
The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Heaven Home World
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.
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Time Trying World
I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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Essence Issues Thinking
I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Holiday Religious Self

I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.

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