I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
BETTE MIDLERI’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.
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When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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