If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
BETTE MIDLERIf they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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We are all part of the ecosystem.
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I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
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Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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My mother would only let us go to the musicals.
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When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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