Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
BERNIE MACI’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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I’m an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you’re going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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I wasn’t disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that’s why I knew it just wasn’t right for me.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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People like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
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It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn’t changed much in forty-five years. Our house was on 66th and Blackstone, but the city tore it down when the rats took over.
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You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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