I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
BERNIE MACI’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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I’m not a star, I hate that word, and I’m an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I’m an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer.
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I’m an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you’re going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
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I’ve never been no superficial cat.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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Every time you see a black romance it’s over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the sexes. He has to cheat. She has to show him how independently strong she is, not just as a woman but as a black woman.
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I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
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My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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