I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
BERNIE MACI’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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It took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.
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If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don’t be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.
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As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets – but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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People like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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My comedy comes from pain. I can’t stand to see someone hurting.
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Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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