You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
BERNIE MACYou know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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The two sides of Bernie – that’s a quiet weapon that I have.
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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