Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MACWhatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MACI can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
BERNIE MACThe success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
BERNIE MACI’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
BERNIE MACI want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
BERNIE MACAmerica…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
BERNIE MACYou can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
BERNIE MACI’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
BERNIE MACWhatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
BERNIE MACComedy has been so good to me.
BERNIE MACWhen I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
BERNIE MACI don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.
BERNIE MACMy family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that – a stern enforcer.
BERNIE MACShut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
BERNIE MACI know doing movies is where I need to be. That’s where my audience wants to see me.
BERNIE MACBernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
BERNIE MAC