You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
BERNIE MACI don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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I want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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I’ve been in training for stardom.
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I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
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My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
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I’ve never been no superficial cat.
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Every time you see a black romance it’s over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the sexes. He has to cheat. She has to show him how independently strong she is, not just as a woman but as a black woman.
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