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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.

Bernie Mac

The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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Comedy Issue Matter Politically
Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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Expecting Something Upset Way
Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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Car Unreal Want Wind
I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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Able Discipline Gun Machine Onwer
I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Black Country Scuba Used
I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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Insult Television Thinking
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
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Brother Girlfriend Happen Mother School
I’ve been in training for stardom.
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Stardom Success Training
My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
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Girlfriend Right School Things Wife
Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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Lesson Suffering Teacher
I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
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Mature Relentless Running
It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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Just Pleasure Someone Strong
Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
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Always Comedy Like Success
My daughter was a beautiful child.
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Beautiful Children Daughter
Fear is not one of my attributes.
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Attributes Fear One
You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Body Doctors Knows

I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.

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