I have so much respect for what’s funny.
BERNIE MACI don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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They say if you don’t have your health you ain’t got nothing, but the truth is you ain’t got nothing if you don’t have no one to worry about your health.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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My comedy comes from pain. I can’t stand to see someone hurting.
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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I’m an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you’re going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
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I want to do something that people can really say, ‘Hey, man, that was good, I’m proud of you, I’m proud of that.’ ‘Pride’ and ‘Transformers’ and things like that.
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I was a street performer for two years.
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I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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