I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
BERNIE MACMy daughter was a beautiful child.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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I wasn’t disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that’s why I knew it just wasn’t right for me.
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My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that – a stern enforcer.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je’Niece, was born a year later. I worked blue collar jobs during the day and comedy clubs at night, and I was earning about $25 a year doing stand-up.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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I can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z.
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