I’ve never been no superficial cat.
BERNIE MACI’ve never been no superficial cat.
BERNIE MACPeople like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
BERNIE MACI don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.
BERNIE MACIf I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
BERNIE MACI don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
BERNIE MACI want to do something that people can really say, ‘Hey, man, that was good, I’m proud of you, I’m proud of that.’ ‘Pride’ and ‘Transformers’ and things like that.
BERNIE MACI always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
BERNIE MACMy daughter was a beautiful child.
BERNIE MACWhen I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
BERNIE MACI know doing movies is where I need to be. That’s where my audience wants to see me.
BERNIE MACOnly way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
BERNIE MACBernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
BERNIE MACI’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
BERNIE MACWhen you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
BERNIE MACYou’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
BERNIE MACI’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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