Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MACWhatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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My comedy comes from pain. I can’t stand to see someone hurting.
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I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
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I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.
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I want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
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It was rough being dark. I got heat from my own people more than anyone else. I remember going to my mom and saying, ‘Why am I so black?’ And she said, ‘Because I’m black. You just gotta always work harder than the average bear.’
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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