I’ve got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you’re 71 years old. People just think I’m a silly old fool.

I’ve got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you’re 71 years old. People just think I’m a silly old fool.
BERNARD MANNING

Silly Thinking Years
I’m not saying my mother-in-law is fat – because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.
BERNARD MANNING

Law Mother Self
You are what you eat…..I’ve eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn’t believe
BERNARD MANNING

Believe Cunts Eat Fats
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
BERNARD MANNING

Birthday Christmas Funny
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.
BERNARD MANNING

Funny Sleep Witty
If you want to drink, have a drink… if you want to drive, then drive… there’s nothing worse than having a smash sober.
BERNARD MANNING

Drink Sober Want Worse
I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women.
BERNARD MANNING

Men Rejected Sex

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