Bernard Manning on cunts
Bernard Manning7 quotes“You are what you eat…..I’ve eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn’t believe”
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I once got sacked for laughing … mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.
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Bernard ManningBernard Manning If you want to drink, have a drink… if you want to drive, then drive… there’s nothing worse than having a smash sober.
Bernard ManningBernard Manning I’m not saying my mother-in-law is fat – because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.
Bernard ManningBernard Manning I’ve got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you’re 71 years old. People just think I’m a silly old fool.
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