And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.
BERKELEY BREATHEDI grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I’d spent a childhood in a far different place.
More Berkeley Breathed Quotes
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I’d be a Libertarian, if they weren’t all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
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Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes.
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Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30.
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I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas’ Daily Texan.
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I happen to think nearly everybody – especially those one might find in the odd issue of ‘People’ magazine, including me – is frightfully boring, especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.
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I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something.
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A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!
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If you’ll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you’ll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I’d be a Libertarian, if they weren’t all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
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It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don’t pop into mind when one sees one.
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A turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
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Steve Dallas…a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He’s never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.
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Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us…
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I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I’d spent a childhood in a far different place.
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I paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer have a finished piece of physical art to hang on a wall. I miss that terribly.
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I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.
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