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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.

Bennett Cerf

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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Gross Ignorance Ordinary
There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren’t watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.
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Else Nothing People Television
Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
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Book Home Teenager
Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.
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Believe Discovery Soul
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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Art Deep Teaching Thought
For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Beautiful Laughing Sound
TV’s sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
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Country Independent Urges
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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Detroit Lasts Night
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Blessed Happiness Laughter
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.
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Football Men Years
In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
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Crazy Poetry Writing
I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.
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Intelligent Rights Thinking
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
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Book Country Matter
I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
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God Love Shutter
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
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Cooking Food Speech
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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