Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
BENNETT CERFMiddle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved.
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In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
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I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.
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Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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TV’s sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
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Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
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Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.
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There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren’t watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.
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The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?
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For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
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