My dad was a fairy,” said Zach. “And by that I don’t mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.
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Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored.
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In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.
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Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale – to the Jag mobile.
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The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop
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Somebody doesn’t know they’re not in Kansas anymore,’ said Stephanopoulos.
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…don’t ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let’s just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that.
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This is your brain on magic.
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He was calling it an atonic seizure because, even if he didn’t know why it had happened, it was important to give it a cool name.
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If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it’s your safest bet.
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The truth is that at the end of the day, unless you’ve generated some sort of lead, you go home and get on with the important things in life – like drinking and sleeping, and if you’re lucky, a relationship with the gender and sexual orientation of your choice.
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It’s a sad fact of modern life that if you drive long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind.
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You know, your species [humans] has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity in trying to destroy itself.
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The worst part is staying in the room after you’ve broken the news, so that you’re forced to be there when someone’s life disintegrates around them. Some people say it doesn’t bother them – such people are not to be trusted.
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Conflict resolution,’ said Nightingale. ‘Is this what they teach at Hendon these days?’ ‘Yes, sir,’ I said. ‘But don’t worry, they also teach us how to beat people with phone books and the ten best ways to plant evidence.
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On the plus side, there were no rioters in sight but on the minus side this was probably because everywhere I looked was on fire.
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