This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there’s someone else to do the housework.
BEN AARONOVITCHThe study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end.
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In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.
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Conflict resolution,’ said Nightingale. ‘Is this what they teach at Hendon these days?’ ‘Yes, sir,’ I said. ‘But don’t worry, they also teach us how to beat people with phone books and the ten best ways to plant evidence.
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If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it’s your safest bet.
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And once they start to think about the consequences, they almost always calm down. Unless they’re drunk, of course. Or stoned. Or aged between fourteen and twenty-one. Or Glaswegian.
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Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale – to the Jag mobile.
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Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the “London once-over” – a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk, a crazy or a human being in distress.
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If you ask any police officer what the worst part of the job is, they will always say breaking bad news to relatives, but this is not the truth.
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The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end.
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The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop
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This is your brain on magic.
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It’s a sad fact of modern life that if you drive long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind.
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Are they really gods?” “I never worry about theological questions,” said Nightingale. “They exist, they have power and they can breach the Queen’s peace – that makes them a police matter.
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My dad was a fairy,” said Zach. “And by that I don’t mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.
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The fact that it was entirely possible for someone to be all three simultaneously is why good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport – like BASE jumping or crocodile wrestling.
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Somebody doesn’t know they’re not in Kansas anymore,’ said Stephanopoulos.
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