Somebody doesn’t know they’re not in Kansas anymore,’ said Stephanopoulos.
BEN AARONOVITCHThe fact that it was entirely possible for someone to be all three simultaneously is why good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport – like BASE jumping or crocodile wrestling.
More Ben Aaronovitch Quotes
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What’s the biggest thing you’ve zapped with a fireball?’ I asked. ‘That would be a tiger,’said Nightingale. ‘Well don’t tell Greenpeace,’ I said. ‘They’re an endagered species.’ ‘Not that sort of tiger,’ said Nightingale. ‘
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What do you think you’re doing?
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In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.
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This is your brain on magic.
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The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop
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Coffee arrived and the espresso was excellent, like an aromatic electric fence.
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It’s a sad fact of modern life that if you drive long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind.
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Every male in the world thinks he’s an excellent driver. Every copper who’s ever had to pick an eyeball out of a puddle knows that most of them are kidding themselves.
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Are they really gods?” “I never worry about theological questions,” said Nightingale. “They exist, they have power and they can breach the Queen’s peace – that makes them a police matter.
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It’s a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others.
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Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I’m not a country person. I don’t like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and fondling a pig.
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A physical expression of formae. Or at least have got close enough to explain all those legendary swordsmen and their inexplicable desire to roost on the tops of bamboo trees.
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That which does not kill us has to get up extra early in the morning if it wants to get us next time.
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Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the “London once-over” – a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk, a crazy or a human being in distress.
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…good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport – like base-jumping or crocodile-wrestling.
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