If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI love Australia – I think.
More Barry Humphries Quotes
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The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don’t feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It’s worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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It’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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I’ve decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don’t, if you put them first, they never thank you. You’ll never get a word of thanks from them.
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Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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