Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it’s very comfortable and dependable.
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I’ve decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don’t, if you put them first, they never thank you. You’ll never get a word of thanks from them.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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He’s very, very well-known. I’d say he’s world-famous in Melbourne.
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Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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It’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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