I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
BARRY HUMPHRIES- If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
More Barry Humphries Quotes
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I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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He’s very, very well-known. I’d say he’s world-famous in Melbourne.
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
BARRY HUMPHRIESNew Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
BARRY HUMPHRIESThere is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
BARRY HUMPHRIESMost of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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I love Australia – I think.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI love Australia – I think.
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My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
BARRY HUMPHRIESMy parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
BARRY HUMPHRIESThe whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
BARRY HUMPHRIESIf you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
BARRY HUMPHRIESFriendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
BARRY HUMPHRIESEveryone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don’t feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It’s worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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