If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
BARRY HUMPHRIES- New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
More Barry Humphries Quotes
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
BARRY HUMPHRIESEveryone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
BARRY HUMPHRIESMost of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
BARRY HUMPHRIESMy parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
BARRY HUMPHRIESNew Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
BARRY HUMPHRIESSport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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He’s very, very well-known. I’d say he’s world-famous in Melbourne.
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I love Australia – I think.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI love Australia – I think.
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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
BARRY HUMPHRIESAustralia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it’s very comfortable and dependable.
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Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
BARRY HUMPHRIESFriendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
BARRY HUMPHRIESNever be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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