Emerson,’ I said, choosing my words with care, ‘it is a sheer drop from the cleft down to the base of the cliff. If you are bent on breaking your arm or your leg or your neck or all three, find a place closer to home so we won’t have to carry you such a distance.
BARBARA MERTZHusbands do not care to be contradicted. Indeed, I do not know anyone who does.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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Giving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.
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A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.
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There was no warning, not even a knock. The door flew open, and he forgot his present aches and pains in anticipation of what lay in store. The figure that stood in the door was not that of an enemy. It was worse. It was his mother.
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a church ought to express the joy of religion as well as its majesty.
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Conventional history completely ignores half the human race.
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It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!
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Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses’s lap and began to purr. ‘The creature oozes like a furry slug,’ said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.
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Cats always pick the laps of the people who don’t like them.
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Since I am not as stupid as my children believe I am, I had immediately realized this might be a ruse, but I was not at all averse to a confrontation. In fact, I had been hoping for some such thing.
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When emotion supersedes reason … gullibility must follow.
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Writing is like a bird-watcher watching for birds: the stories are there: you just have to train yourself to look for them.
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I do not scruple to employ mendacity and a fictitious appearance of female incompetence when the occasion demands it.
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Nefret had always had an uncanny ability to read his thoughts. ‘Did she cry?’ she asked sweetly. ‘And then you kissed her? You shouldn’t have done that. I’m sure you meant well, but kissing someone out of pity is always a mistake.
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I do hope you have some money. I’m getting tired of hitting people.
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I have no writing habit. I work when I feel like it, and I work when I have to – mostly the latter.
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