Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.
BARBARA MERTZChildren, I feel, are as much entitled to privacy as human beings.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.
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Spring is always cruel, with its false promise of resurrection.
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
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If all else fails, we will simply have to drug our attendants, overpower the guards, raise the oppressed peasants to arms, and take over the government.
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Getting an idea for a book is not the problem, but you need 300 ideas – an idea a page.
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I’ve been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I’m immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I’m a very hard-headed person.
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Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries.
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It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!
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Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.
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Many persons lead lives of crushing boredom.
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There was no warning, not even a knock. The door flew open, and he forgot his present aches and pains in anticipation of what lay in store. The figure that stood in the door was not that of an enemy. It was worse. It was his mother.
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If you take a man by surprise, and behave with sufficient arrogance, he will generally do what you ask. -Emerson
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Loving someone condemns you to a lifetime of fear. You become painfully conscious of how fragile people are – bundles of brittle bones and vulnerable flesh, breeding grounds for billions of deadly germs and horrible diseases.
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Money was the manure of politics.
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Writing is like a bird-watcher watching for birds: the stories are there: you just have to train yourself to look for them.
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