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I had refused Emerson’s well-meant offers of assistance, knowing his efforts would be confined to moving the furniture to the wrong places and demanding how much longer the process would take.

Barbara Mertz

Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.
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Exaggeration Form Humor
It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!
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Determination Littles May
The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify.
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Difficult Enemy Trouble
kissing someone out of pity is always a mistake.
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Kissing Mistake Someone
I am so tired of ruggedly handsome heroes. I don’t know too many ruggedly handsome people who are necessarily nice people. In fact, the beautiful people have a big handicap because they rely too much on their appearance and don’t bother to become interesting.
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Beautiful Hero Nice
stereotypes are awfully misleading. There are typical librarians, but not all librarians are typical.
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Librarian Stereo Typical
Ramses had always been fond of Helen, in his peculiar fashion, but if he had looked at me as he was looking at her, I would have sent for a constable.
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Fashion Helen Peculiar
I’ve been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I’m immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I’m a very hard-headed person.
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Ghost Reading Stories Stuff
It is much more sensible to be an optimist instead of a pessimist, for if one is doomed to disappointment, why experience it in advance?
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Disappointment Optimist Pessimist
Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses’s lap and began to purr. ‘The creature oozes like a furry slug,’ said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.
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Favors Lap Slugs
There was no warning, not even a knock. The door flew open, and he forgot his present aches and pains in anticipation of what lay in store. The figure that stood in the door was not that of an enemy. It was worse. It was his mother.
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Doors Mother Pain
Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.
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Martyrdom Results Sacrifice
A lady cannot be blamed if a master criminal takes a fancy to her.
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Criminals Fancy Masters
Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.
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Noble Political Politics
I had refused Emerson’s well-meant offers of assistance, knowing his efforts would be confined to moving the furniture to the wrong places and demanding how much longer the process would take.
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Effort Knowing Moving
Getting an idea for a book is not the problem, but you need 300 ideas – an idea a page.
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Book Idea Needs

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