It is easier to counterfeit old age than youth.
BARBARA MERTZHumor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything – including their own sins.
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I would not be at all surprised to find that it was for gold that Cain committed the first murder. (It happened a very long time ago, and Holy Writ, though no doubt divinely inspired, is a trifle careless about details. God is not a historian).
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If someone lies down and invites you to trample upon him, you are a remarkable individual if you decline the invitation.
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
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Giving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.
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..he continues to cling to the forlorn hope that I will turn into one of those swooning females…and fling myself squeeling at him whenever anything happens. Like all men, he clings to his illusions.
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But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended.
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When emotion supersedes reason … gullibility must follow.
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I do hope you have some money. I’m getting tired of hitting people.
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I had refused Emerson’s well-meant offers of assistance, knowing his efforts would be confined to moving the furniture to the wrong places and demanding how much longer the process would take.
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I’ve been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I’m immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I’m a very hard-headed person.
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a church ought to express the joy of religion as well as its majesty.
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It was hate at first sight, clean, pure and strong as grain alcohol.
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Many persons lead lives of crushing boredom.
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Cats always pick the laps of the people who don’t like them.
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