“I don’t take my life seriously, but I do take what I do in my life, seriously”

There is one difference between a long life & a great dinner; in the dinner, the sweet things come last.

There is one difference between a long life & a great dinner; in the dinner, the sweet things come last.

On the one hand maybe I’ve remained infantile, while on the other I matured quickly, because at a young age I was very aware of suffering and fear.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

Sex appeal is something that you feel deep down inside. It’s suggested rather than shown.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.

Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don’t smoke or drink.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. I really hope no one misinterprets this quote as being about masturbation.

Walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

Good things aren’t supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first.

Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

We all want to be loved, don’t we? Everyone looks for a way of finding love. It’s a constant search for affection in every walk of life.

To be happy – that’s all that matters.

Who thinks you’re as fantastic as your dog does?

Anyone who does not believe in miracles is not a realist.

They laugh at me because I’m different; I laugh at them because they’re all the same.

Everyone looks at your watch and it represents who you are, your values and your personal style.

The only thing more contagious than a good attitude is a bad one.

Don’t lower your standards for anything or anyone.

All I can do is follow my instincts, because I’ll never please everyone.

Whatever it is, I’m against it.

It’s your thinking that decides whether you’re going to succeed or fail.

I want to do something different, really different, and if it alienates people that’s too bad.