The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.
ALAN PERLISWhat fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
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Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle.
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When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously.
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Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
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Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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There is no such thing as a free variable.
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“Toward what end, toward what end?”-but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
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Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
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Don’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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We began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines.
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You think you KNOW when you learn.
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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