Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle.
ALAN PERLIS
ALAN PERLIS
More from Alan Perlis
You can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis In English every word can be verbed.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis Dealing with failure is easy.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis One can’t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis A good programming language is a conceptual universe for thinking about programming.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis Optimization hinders evolution.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis If a listener nods his head when you’re explaining your program, wake him up.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis That it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis Any noun can be verbed.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat’s next-to-last theorem.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis
Original quotes
From our community writers
Poetry is the voice of the soul and the inspiration of the heart.
Teresa PeresTeresa Peres But it was now time for her to go away-to find someone who could show her what happiness was.
Lang LeavLang Leav Just because you haven’t seen how wonderful, beautiful, and special she is, doesn’t mean no one else will.
Norah RoseNorah Rose A memory is a star or a stain.
Aneena BijuAneena Biju Love her, but don’t forget to leave her wild.
Little PaulsonLittle Paulson Do your own thing and live your way of happiness.
Emily BockEmily Bock I’ve experienced departure far too much to have the courage and call anyone my own.
Mira R. AridiMira R. Aridi More often than I am not, all I need is the rise of my own lungs – I am already complete.
Shelby EnsignShelby Ensign
Meet the writers
More on also
I feel strongly, because a man who will himself die one day in the not to distant future and, also, as a psychiatrist who spent decades dealing with death anxiety, that confronting death allows us, not to open some noisome.
Irvin D. YalomIrvin D. Yalom For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.
Queen Elizabeth IIQueen Elizabeth II I’m Japanese, and I’m also white American, and neither camp wants me in their camp.
MitskiMitski My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller You also have to research your competition.
Magic JohnsonMagic Johnson We are also a company that understands community.
Magic JohnsonMagic Johnson My wound is geography. It is also my anchorage, my port of call.
Pat ConroyPat Conroy The looks, the stares, the giggles . . . I wanted to show everybody that I could do better and also that I could read.
Magic JohnsonMagic Johnson