When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
ALAN PERLISIt is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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A language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
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Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
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Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat’s next-to-last theorem.
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In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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One can’t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
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Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
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You’ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
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Don’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
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We began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines.
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Any noun can be verbed.
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Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle.
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In English every word can be verbed.
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Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
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One can only display complex information in the mind.
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In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
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Every reader should ask himself periodically.
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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.
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I think it is inevitable that people program poorly.
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