If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
ALAN PERLISSimplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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You can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
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Dealing with failure is easy.
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Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
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“Toward what end, toward what end?”-but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
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FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed – it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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You’ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
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C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.
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Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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That it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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One can’t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
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Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
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Are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
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A language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
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In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word “frustration”.
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In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
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