“Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.”

Are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.

A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.

The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.

Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

A picture is worth 10K words – but only those to describe the picture.

Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.

When someone says, “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,” give him a lollipop.

C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.

We began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines.

In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.

Once conform, once do what others do because they do it, and a kind of lethargy steals over all the finer senses of the soul.

It is always the same: once you are liberated, you are forced to ask who you are.

So every once in a while I get an idea about plumbing, I get an idea about city government, and they come the way they come.

Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue.

A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.

The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.

Severities should be dealt out all at once, so that their suddenness may give less offense.

Now that’s so deep in history that there’s no point even bringing it up, but it did once exist.