I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONThose who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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