They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONReagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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