We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONIf you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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