Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
ALAN JAY LERNERSnow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
ALAN JAY LERNEREngland still will be here without you.
ALAN JAY LERNERCoughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
ALAN JAY LERNERThere even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
ALAN JAY LERNERBy order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
ALAN JAY LERNERPull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
ALAN JAY LERNERWe used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou write a hit the same way you write a flop.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERI could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
ALAN JAY LERNERAn Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
ALAN JAY LERNERPleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
ALAN JAY LERNERA third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
ALAN JAY LERNERThank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
ALAN JAY LERNERBack home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
ALAN JAY LERNER